Slip slidin' away...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,

taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man was

slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted

unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight

under the table.

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining

companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,

but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. My husband...just

walked in the door."