Romance at the barbers...

A man is in the barbers and whilst the barber attends to him a very pretty assistant asks if he'd like a manicure at the same time.

"Oh," he says, "I wouldn't normally bother, but, er, yes, please do!"

He finds her captivating so he says,

"Will you go on a date with me tonight?"

She blushes deep red and says she can't as she's married.

"Ah, tell the loser you're going out with a girl friend." he suggests.

"Tell him yourself," she said sweetly, "HE'S SHAVING YOU!"