The Priest

After the weekly mass the priest had locked the doors and was ready to go home. When he left the church he saw that all of the churchgoers were still lingering in front of the church.

"What's going on?" the priest asked the crowd. "Why are you still here?"

A man replied:"We were told that in a minute or so a naked lady on a horse will ride by!"

"Oh" said the priest, "then I will stay too: I haven't seen a horse in a long time."