The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a
date
Having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have
to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."


The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter? How would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better,
but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner
table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your
good manners?"
Johnny answered by saying, "I would say: Darling, may I
please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after di nner."

The teacher fainted.