Christmas Present For the Wife

A man is talking to his friend in the pub and is quite amazed when the old skinflint of a friend described the Christmas present he'd bought for his wife.

"It's a lovely gold necklace, with little rubies and diamonds all over it. She'll be thrilled with it."

"Good grief! That's extravagant! Mind you, didn't you tell me she actually wanted a new 4x4?" the amazed friend replied.

"Yes she did, but where the hell could I find a fake Jeep?"