The art of seduction?

A man has this wife who really has let herself go, and frankly, he's gone off the boil.

The woman is very upset that he never appraoches her for anything more than a cup of tea or to mend his sweaty socks so she calls up a friend for advice.

Her friend is a true friend indeed, and tells the woman that she has turned into something of a slattern.

"You don't dress up, or look after yourself like you used to," she explains, "and no wonder Charlie isn't interested any more."

"So what can I do?" wails the wife and her friend gives her some ideas.

Charlie comes in that afternoon and she is all dolled up to the nines, a whip lies on the sofa, and she is dressed in a skimpy negligee. In her hand are some handcuffs.

"Tie me up darling, and then do whatever you want!" she invites him.

So, he ties her up....

And goes fishing.