New Assistant Lion Tamer

"Got any openings?" a man asked the circus manager.

"I need a new assistant lion tamer," he said.

Just then, the head tamer ran into the lion cage flashing him an eyeful of her spandex body suit. The big cat slunk to the round, licked her ankles and rested his head at her feet.

"Can you do that?" the manager asked.

"Sure! he said, "Just get that lion out of the way!"